The Titans

RuneScape clan know for anally raping every clan in their path.

Wow! Did you hear about The Titans? They analed DF once again.

by Superman75 February 27, 2009

Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

Sink the Titanic

To piss the bed, making reference to the ill-fated ship.

You look like shit, what happened to you?

Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.

Dude, two words: rubber sheets.

Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

The Titanic Tumbler

When you on the toilet and the poop takes so long to get out and when it do, it splashes the toilet water all over your butt

Person 1: Bro I had The Titanic Tumbler on the toilet today

Person 2: Yikes that sucks

Person 1: Yeah worst dump I ever took

by MrHuba December 1, 2021

sinking the titanic

When a fat man loses a lot of weight and no longer sees the tip of the iceberg, but the entirety of it. (The iceberg being the penis in this case)
Soon after the male engages into sexual intercourse and plows a female's vagina vigorously until her hull explodes from the impact.

A common sexual position between a newly slimmed down fat man and a ready and willing female ready to release her fluids from the raw impact of the iceberg.

Penetrating her with the iceberg coincides with the iceberg penetrating the hull of the Titanic which is why this sexual position is called "Sinking the Titanic"

"Hey Paul, how was it losing all that weight?"

"Great, I was sinking the titanic with my girlfriend last night.

by bardock obama October 10, 2013

Remember the Titaned

Upon leaving a destination, you are distracted by an old friend. Trying to impress your friend, you immediatly pull out in the intersection and get T-boned dirty style by oncoming traffic.

"Dude did you hear about that wreck after school?" "Yea man I heard Johnny got Remember the Titaned."

by flowmastap17 December 21, 2008

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

by presleyg July 28, 2006