The South

1. A place where everyone wears a Larry the Cable Guy t-shirt and a Dixie Outfitter hat with one of those dumbass gold fish hooks on it.

2. A place where nobody finished high school because they were all too busy "throwing in a fat one" and dreaming of that deer they killed from hundreds of yards away while hiding in a tree stand wishing slavery was still legal and listening to Garth Brooks drone on about how great beef jerky is.

3. A place where nobody ever learns to read.

Boy: Pa, I want to learn to read.
Father: READ!?! What are you, a damn Yankee? Have you forgotten your Confederate roots? You're from the South!
Boy: Hell yeah! Fuck reading!
Father: Good, now go get me my Skoal so I can watch Fox News.

by The Freaking Pope July 30, 2008

The South

The real America. Dixie- almost heaven. American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. Glory Glory Hallelujah.

The South will rise again

by Southen Justice December 16, 2011

The South

The region below the Mason Dixon line on the east coast of the United States of America. Full of haters, racists, homophobes,foot washing-snake handling baptists, and radical republicans. Most people in the south start drinking as soon as they get up in the morning, hence part of the reason southerners are about 60 years behind the times.

From the South:
John Wilkes Booth -killer of President Abraham Lincoln

Herman Cain-Republican primary candidate for president in 2012, thrice accused sex pervert.

Westboro Baptist Church - Homophobe headquarters. These assholes protest and picket funerals, equating everyone with the gay lifestyle.

Ku Klux Klan - Parent organization of the Westboro Baptist Church. But these guys are more hardcore, preferring violence and lynching as a way to get their message across.

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by Rowandowneyriver December 14, 2011

The South

A place where you can:

1) Have another god before your god.
2) Make any graven image.
3) Take the name of the your god in vain.
4) Forget the Sabbath day, and never keep it holy.
5) Dishonor your father and mother.
6) Kill.
7) Commit adultery.
8) Steal.
9) Bear false witness against your neighbor.
10) Covet any thing of your neighbors.

The South, devout Christians... as long as it's not too inconvenient.

by A northerner living in the south August 26, 2006

the south

How inbreds refer to the south eastern part of the United States. Mostly spoken of in references to another confederate rebellion.

Inbred: THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!

by wiggidywhack654 February 29, 2012

The South

The southeastern states of the United States, which are also called the special education parts of the U.S. by many people. They consist of Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, both of the Carolinas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee, Texas, and Virginia. These are the stupidest, low IQ states out there and is normally filled with hicks, rednecks, and extreme right wing Republicans. They do nothing but hunt, fish and play with guns. In fact, they care so much about guns that if a gun were to drop on the ground and accidentally discharges and injures someone, these Southerners would worry more about the gun than the person. Some of the inhabitants are also racists and homophobes with neither intelligence nor teeth that are members of the KKK. Just going to these states will cause your IQ to drop severely since they believe in stupid stuff such as conspiracy theories involving aliens, that the Bible is patented, among other stupid crap. These states are also severely filthy and has tons of ticks, fleas, nematodes, roundworms and various other parasites. In fact, a delicacy that can be found in these areas is possum pie which is made from roadkill and contains stomach worm parasites. They also keep convincing themselves that "the South will rise again" which is complete nonsense.

The South is a region of the U.S. which is filled with nothing but people with low intelligence and parasites. Beware, your IQ will drop and your brain cells will turn into mush if you enter into these regions.

by Preacher of Truth December 9, 2014

the south

the south is a place for comfort, a place where everyone gets along. yea, we're pretty racist, but we're racist together. the south has a mutual understanding towards everyone within it. down here we have sweet tea, buttered grits and southern slang. we understand each other more, and so what if we sleep with our cousins? we're all related some where along the line. a majority of us are religious, but there are those who aren't. yea, we argue amongst ourselves, and yea we tend to want to be the opposite of the north. but the rebels love each other and never want to give up. we say y'all and laugh our hearts out. we put the craziest members of our families on the front porch and invite everyone else over for tea. we tolerate each other and our kids know how to go barefoot. we hunt deer, quail, turkey and the like and always know how to clean it. we may not be in big cities, but country air is a heck of a lot better than the smog in a big city. down here, everyone's heart is always blessed, everyone drink some kind of liquor and aren't ashamed of it. down here, we know how to work in the hot sun and we know what it's like to not have enough. the south has had it hard in the past and it is having it even worse nowadays. no one will ever stop making the south the south because we all love each other more than anyone in the world. yea, we have our arguments, but all of us in georgia, alabama, mississippi, louisiana and texas, we love no one more than our friends and families.

the south is just hospitality

by the dairy queen December 21, 2009