Lasagna

Bitch lasagna

Pewds says: BITCH LASAGNA.

by Emakuni February 20, 2019

The Lasagna

When your fucking your girlfreind when shes on her period and before you cum you pullout put the blood in your hand and cum on it. Then you slap her in the face with the bloody cum (lasagna)

i fed that bitch the lasagna

by cum dumpster_08 January 20, 2009

lasagna

Much like the burrito, a sexual act for the female's pleasure/humiliation. Like the burrito, the act consists or fucking her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order, however, there is one difference. In the lasagna, before you stick it in her mouth, you punch her once in the head.

Damn bitch was mouthin' off again at the bar, so when I got her home it was time for her lasagna. But she loves it, she's so great.

by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003

Lasagnaing

When 1 person throws a lasagna at another person for no reason.

She just went nuts and started lasagnaing

by Daveydcampo October 26, 2019

Lasagna

The ultimate meal eaten by only the most epic 9-year-olds (and Garfield)
Popular YouTuber PewDiePie is where this version of the word originated, in his disstrack on soon-to-overtake him YouTuber T-Series (who has big gay)

"Sub to PewDiePie and eat lasagna to become epic"

by UltimateEpicGamer9yearold2009 December 20, 2018

lasagna

When a guy diarrheas all over a girls face and then spreads it around with his dick blinding her.

He then surprises her with different moves for more sexual tension.

Kelsey and I had some great lasagna last night

by abdawg12345678 August 20, 2009

lasagna

A haircut typically sported by male fans of EBM music. Distinguished by a shaven head with a small patch of hair left at the top which resembles the Italian dish, lasagna.

Look at that hot lasagna.
That's a nice slice of lasagna he's got.

by kommandantK September 16, 2008