The Hitler Card

Used when, in a heated debate, you compare something to Adolf Hitler. Usually a last resort defense, the hitler card is usually played by those who know they are loosing a debate, but are to stubborn to acutally admit it.

Apple guy: Yeah well Windows...
Windows guy: You might as well play the hitler card, dude.
Apple guy: HEY MAN SCREW YOU BILL GATES IS LIKE HITLER

by N8NESS January 11, 2006

The Hitler Channel

Sometimes the THC or the History Channel will have World War 2 marathon weekend or have sizable block of time during the day devoted to WW2. When that happens, there is usually a ton of stuff on Hitler or Hitler related topics. The History Channel then turns into the Hitler Channel.

I was watching the History channel and they had a ton of crap on World War 2 and Adolf Hitler. There times I feel like they should call THC the Hitler Channel.

by Paul Della Valle January 24, 2005

The Hitler Channel

BBC - Once a beacon of democracy and western culture, now another tool of Post-Nazi faschist propoganda.

BBC: Today's weather is *sieg heil!* around 83 degrees, *you are slaves to the capitalist hordes!* with a slight chance of clouds *the Jews control everything!* Some rain is expected *all hail der Fuhrer!* with a slight chance of chill *burn the infidels!*. Also today, Jennifer Aniston has queefed around 4.55 PM - this shocking story and more later on this evening's News Hour with Jim Lehrer. BBC news, have a nice day and Heil Hitler *Good-bye*. ...Wait did I just say...

by l0lp00ncl00n January 23, 2005

The Hitler Effect

Announcing information to the general public or a group, then not telling them the specific information ie:

'Hey me and Sally have GREAT news!'
'What is it?'
'Oh we're only telling certain people'

'That'sthe Hitler Effect!'

by The master June 22, 2014

The Hitler Theorem

The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.

"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"

by Theoremist November 22, 2023

The Hitler Allowance

When you’re trying to gauge if something is the worst thing in the world but then you remember hitler existed. Can be used in a statistical context or conversational

I thought my experience on that date was a 0/10 but then remembered the Hitler allowance so it was actually a 3/10

by I.AM.SCARED July 7, 2025

The Hitler Defense

A tactic used by people to make other look bad, claiming if they would still believe in their viewpoint if Adolf Hitler was involved. Either they back out of their arguement, or they side with Hitler. An instant-win card for assholes who can't make a counterargument.

Person 1: I believe everyone should have a second chance.
Person 2: Oh really, so Hitler should get a second chance as well?
Person 1: Ah, The Hitler Defense... I'm not gonna waste my time with you.

by Mr. Enderman September 6, 2025