That’s what she said 

A term commonly used in the hit 2005 nbc comedy show “the office” by the character Michael Scott

It basically turns any normal term into a sexual joke by saying “that’s what she said”

“Why did you get it so big?”

“Aye that’s what she said” -the office episode 10 of season 2, Christmas Party

That’s what she said by purplemoonsailor April 22, 2018

That’s what she said 

A response to an inappropriate sentence that wasn’t intentionally inappropriate

“Get out of my nook!”
“That’s what she said”

That’s what she said by Jackson Curt October 21, 2017

That's what she said 

Commonly said after a phrase or sentence which one does not intend sexual meaning, but would indeed be amusing if a female had made the statement in a sexual manner.

Tom: "Think I could use your air compressor to blow out my sprinkler system before winter?"

John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one."

(laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said!"

That's what she said by tiopepe82 October 1, 2009

that's what she said to you

Similar to "that's what she said", but used as a put down instead of a build up. Can also be used with a name.

"To You" ie
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!

"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!

that's what she said to you by thethoughtofyou February 18, 2009

That's what she said 

A term often used when a sexual inuendo could be present, often used as a retort or witty joke

"My god, its huge!"
"That's what she said."

That's what she said by Paddy92 March 16, 2007

That's what she said 

Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.

Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.

Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"

Example B: Talking about a fragile object

Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"

Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key

Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"

That's what she said by Andre "Shinigami" G. October 15, 2008

that's what she didn't say 

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (presumably male) speaker. Means that no woman would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is female, the related saying that's what he didn't say should be used.

Tim: "Hey man, check out big-ass bag of weed I scored from Sampson. Let's blaze this shit up."
Dave: "Wow, I've never seen one that big!"
Tim: "That's what she didn't say!"
Dave: "Ah, you got me there. I guess everyone knows I have a 3-inch penis."
Tim: "Well, I was just joking, but they do now!"

that's what she didn't say by Nicholas D December 18, 2012