teflar

Slippery and tough.

(see also kevlon)

He kept dodging tackles and never got hurt, he's got teflar skin.

by Anthony Sheppard February 8, 2007

Teflon Poo

A non-stick poo. The kind of shit that leaves no trace on one's rusty sheriff's badge.

When you wipe your arse after taking a dump but there is nothing there. The poo left no trail or trace on the loo roll or your sphincter. A Teflon Poo.

by MisLouLou January 6, 2012

teft

When you're wiping your asshole and you drag diarrhea up through your balls

oh no I tefted

by joekercom October 5, 2016

Teffew

The Ship name for the 3 way relationship between Grass,wolf and Grape.

Oh look theres Golf and Grape. No they are Teffew.

by Girl that loves shipping :3 February 17, 2022

tard teflon

Derived from "tard" (from "mental retardation": a formerly common, but now considered derogatory, term for learning disabilities or other cognitive deficits) and "Teflon" (a brand of synthetic resin used for non-stick coatings), "tard teflon" refers to the uncanny ability of many a moron to avoid serious or lasting consequences for their poor decisions.

Alex managed to tard teflon their way out of prison time for driving under the influence, instead being slapped with a small fine and put on a year's probation.

by pplolpp January 6, 2022

Teflon manager

A manager or senior exec who "handballs" or refuses to take responsibility for anything that goes wrong. Blames others. From the saying "Nothing sticks to Teflon"

When the shit hit the fan with the merger, Rick blamed his team for doing poor work. He behaved like the Teflon manager he was

by lalalal April 23, 2005

Teflon Sean

The act of using saran wrap at a massage parlor instead of condoms...

Yeah I used the Teflon Sean wrap job.

by 696969 teflon bro March 2, 2017