A strange girl, usually greek, hermaphroditic, and into Final Fantasy. Normally, it is a fan of FFVII's Cloud x Tifa character pairing. We USUALLY call this kind of fan a Clito, but because of the extremity of this fandom, we call it a Tana. Tana's are virgins for their whole lives.
by blessingmoon6 November 14, 2006
Otherwise known as 'Vance', 'Sybil' or 'Farquad', Tanae is often found on the cover of newspapers in articles pertaining to the cold blooded locking of innocent doors. This CREATURE is not to be trusted no matter how convenient he is to use as a tool to measure with. Not to be confused with the commonly known unit of measurement the (Tanae)...coincidentally Tanae is one Tanae tall....
It should be known Tanae is currently wanted for bushrangering with his criminal mastermind Tomorrow Man
It should be known Tanae is currently wanted for bushrangering with his criminal mastermind Tomorrow Man
by MooseMachine July 15, 2010
Tanae is a very boogie lazy person so is her friend Saniya. Tanae eats Asian chicken with a fork and no she is not sweet she is a very rude person when somebody try to help her she is so rude but her friend Lillian is so freaking sweet you rather be friend with her instead of tanae and saniya
by demon123 January 09, 2019
A blonde dumbass girl who says the word cunt for a living. Has hair extensions down to their ass and spends 60% or their life talking to their best friend. Tana is a selfish, annoying, cock sucker, who should go to hell and take her fake ass hair extensions with her.
bye
bye
Friend: Hey Tana do you like my new haircut?
Tana: YES I LIVE IT!
Tana Thoughts: ew that haircut is so ugly
Tana: YES I LIVE IT!
Tana Thoughts: ew that haircut is so ugly
by Tanasucks August 04, 2017
He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!! He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!!!!!!! A toothbrush!! Quote by Tana Mongeau
by Aaron’s jokes March 20, 2018
by HotdogHamburgerGuy July 06, 2018
A girl that just can't keep her life together. Lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. Stay away from tana Mongoose. She has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she's wrong. Stupid tana mongoose. I'm sorry if I offended any mongooses.
Stupid fangirl:"Is that tana mongeau?"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"
by Sickasfrickkkkfrenn July 25, 2017