Consuming an excessive amount of alcohol, and or drugs to a point where you can't stop acting like a retard.
Dennis: Where the fuck is Steve?
Fran: He's out back, face down in the bird bath. He's been in tardsville since 7pm
Fran: He's out back, face down in the bird bath. He's been in tardsville since 7pm
by Shmo Nerk November 22, 2006
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by Picklesurprise July 5, 2009
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Chris guzzled a pint of Nectar of the Tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.
by zardoz88 December 13, 2009
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Joe and his colleague Olivia are real tards, etc as they never think outside the box and both disappoint senior management without fail.
by quantasaurous June 23, 2009
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pronounced: Tuh-Duh?!-She
Noun
Definition
1 :an audacious, hyperkinetic concupiscent bear-like carnivorous creature with a god complex to which not an animal on this planet can expect to win when engaged in an argument or debate with this apex predator.
Usually a social creature that can live in harmony with most animals but only allows specific creatures in its inner territory when in a vulnerable state.
When calm or sedated, it can exhibit humane characteristics to predators of lower status and female prey.
When left in its natural habitat, it can thrive independently and prosper in its particular ecosystem.
But if held in captivity, it reveals a wild and rabid behavior, that is why it is best to let it loose.
Its hibernation period usually lasts up to 12 hours in a day.
Its diet consists of prosciutto, other varieties of ham, beef jerky, live chicken, apple pie & Donguri bread.
2 :Also known as a "Teddy" or huggable bear that loves giving and receiving bear hugs and eating honey as long as they taste good.
Adjective
tadashier; tadashiest
Definition
1 :cannot be bothered.
2 :brashly confident and self-righteous.
3 :resembling characteristics of a bully but is actually sweet.
Synonyms:
Cocksure, Devil's Advocate, Smug, Moneymaker, Explorer, Meme Generator, Horny/Corneous, Loquacious, Teddy Bear, Sweet & Salty.
Antonym:
Pure goodness
Other words:
tadashily - adverb
tadashiness - noun
tadashious - adjective
pronounced: Tuh-Duh?!-She
Noun
Definition
1 :an audacious, hyperkinetic concupiscent bear-like carnivorous creature with a god complex to which not an animal on this planet can expect to win when engaged in an argument or debate with this apex predator.
Usually a social creature that can live in harmony with most animals but only allows specific creatures in its inner territory when in a vulnerable state.
When calm or sedated, it can exhibit humane characteristics to predators of lower status and female prey.
When left in its natural habitat, it can thrive independently and prosper in its particular ecosystem.
But if held in captivity, it reveals a wild and rabid behavior, that is why it is best to let it loose.
Its hibernation period usually lasts up to 12 hours in a day.
Its diet consists of prosciutto, other varieties of ham, beef jerky, live chicken, apple pie & Donguri bread.
2 :Also known as a "Teddy" or huggable bear that loves giving and receiving bear hugs and eating honey as long as they taste good.
Adjective
tadashier; tadashiest
Definition
1 :cannot be bothered.
2 :brashly confident and self-righteous.
3 :resembling characteristics of a bully but is actually sweet.
Synonyms:
Cocksure, Devil's Advocate, Smug, Moneymaker, Explorer, Meme Generator, Horny/Corneous, Loquacious, Teddy Bear, Sweet & Salty.
Antonym:
Pure goodness
Other words:
tadashily - adverb
tadashiness - noun
tadashious - adjective
Sentence Examples:
1-"If everyone had a tadashier outlook in life, we literally cannot be bothered anymore."
2-"He deserved getting kicked in the balls for being tadashi."
3- "If you want to get the girl, act like you're tadashi!"
1-"If everyone had a tadashier outlook in life, we literally cannot be bothered anymore."
2-"He deserved getting kicked in the balls for being tadashi."
3- "If you want to get the girl, act like you're tadashi!"
by M1y10o9e July 12, 2022
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Get the Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic mug.Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.
Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."
by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009
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