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anyone with a pair of balls needs to know H.T.M.L.
by bac292 March 31, 2008
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h.m.l.t.

an abreviation for: hate my life today

commonly used when you have had a shity day, week, or time
Person #1: WTF! You stole my Girlfriend! First you dis my mom, then you eat my potatoe, and now this?

Person #2: Sorry dude.

Person #1: H.M.L.T.!!!!!!!!!!
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L.M.T.M

(Abbreviation) Little Miss Taco Muncher

A person(usually a girl) who is viewed as a mooch or leach that hangs around someone's house and eats their food, uses their shower, deuces in their bathroom and pays no rent. This person is generally dating a roommate and is thus an additional, unwanted roommate. They are also often of hispanic descent.
Yo, the toilet is clogged again and there is chicken wing sauce on the couch; was L.M.T.M. here lastnight?
by KillaC July 8, 2006
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E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others
Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS
by YEETMCEET April 21, 2020
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b.m.h.t.l.o.l.

That was so funny, i was b.m.h.t.l.o.l.
by Gabe Ramos August 5, 2008
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t.l.o.m.l.d.w.m

someone might post on there private story:t.l.o.m.l.d.w.m
by yesikimasimp July 2, 2020
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M.l.T.

noun. The SOLVE for cancer (NOT a cure) “Maven’s left Tit”!
Nurse, there’s dying bald people we need an M.l.T. STAT!”
by Kivv December 3, 2025
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