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make love to me Aka 1+1
im listing to the song M.L.T.M

h.m.l.t. 

an abreviation for: hate my life today

commonly used when you have had a shity day, week, or time
Person #1: WTF! You stole my Girlfriend! First you dis my mom, then you eat my potatoe, and now this?

Person #2: Sorry dude.

Person #1: H.M.L.T.!!!!!!!!!!
Damn look at that M.I.L.T i bet she has ticklish feet
M.I.L.T by The BOy.34ge3 June 13, 2009

L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S 

Let Me Ride Your Dick Till My Legs Start To Shake
Y/N- Bruhh L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S
Them- You know my dick is not that big

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E 

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others
Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

t.l.o.m.l.d.w.m 

The love of my life doesn’t want me
someone might post on there private story:t.l.o.m.l.d.w.m