Three Wolf Moon T shirt

The most amazing, mystical t shirt in the world. It holds powers beyond imaginable levels, ie; its a babe magnet.

OMG! did you get your Three Wolf Moon T shirt? Hell Yeah, all the babes are wanting me, despite my obesity!

Three Wolf Moon T shirt by Wolfie Magee May 30, 2009

T Shirt Twins

euphamism for breasts

Dang she's got some big T Shirt Twins

T Shirt Twins by SanchezMcdaniels March 31, 2010

T-Shirt Whore 

Someone who lives to get free t-shirts from conferences, conventions or other social gatherings

I picked up so many free t-shirts at the Consumer Electronic Show I felt like a t-shirt whore.

T-Shirt Whore by Qubit April 15, 2008

wet t-shirt contest 

A wet T-shirt contest is a contest where women, e.g. young college girls during spring break, are encouraged to wear a white or light-colored T-shirt without a bra. The women usually dance on a stage while being sprayed with water, which makes their T-shirts semi-transparent. Often, ice water will be used for this purpose in order to cause erect nipples, probably in order to simulate sexual arousal. Sometimes they will remove their clothing, appearing topless or even totally naked.

That wet t-shirt contest was tottally awesome!

wet t-shirt contest by Wet T-shirt Lover August 12, 2005

t shirt tucker

Guy who tucks t shirts into jeans.

't shirt tucker' - Look at Dave with his shirt tucked in.

t shirt tucker by shirttuckin05 July 21, 2017

Dress T shirt 

Oxymoron. This is as feasible as a time machine. A T shirt is exactly what it states.

The only shirt that may pass as a dress T shirt is a tuxedo T shirt, as Jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. If someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…
These are places where someone might try to pass of a T-Shirt as Dressy. Please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.

Someone showed up to my wedding in a T shirt and tried to tell me it was a Dress T Shirt, security removed them from the premises.

Dress T shirt by Wow's41 September 25, 2010

Going on a t-shirt 

In short, this means the person "going on a t-shirt" is going to die. Then, when they die, their homies will wear t-shirts with the dead person's name on it in remembrance, therefore birthing the term "going on a t-shirt"

Person A: You not gon swing nigga!
Person B: Course I'm not gon swing, you going on a t-shirt

Going on a t-shirt by EEZY-duz-it? April 10, 2020