Polack don’t crack is the Polish version of Blacks don't crack. It means when a Polish person/someone of Polish decent doesn’t seem to age.
by Jeanyevill July 28, 2019
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Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?
Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011
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A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.
by Diego November 12, 2003
Get the Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole mug.A rather ambiguous mammal that prefers living in a inclosed environment, preferably in a pocky box.
They like mating with the large nosed species of man as they like to cling onto its hook like shape, rather like an over hanging boogie.
At night its eyes become rather large and oval, and if you tilt your head 45º clockwise, her eyes will spell out 'GAY'.
On the other hand, they are generally friendly creatures, unless threatened in a pokemon battle, whereby they get extremely competitive. If a Polly looses the pokemon battle, they will chew off the Gentiles of their pokemon.
They like mating with the large nosed species of man as they like to cling onto its hook like shape, rather like an over hanging boogie.
At night its eyes become rather large and oval, and if you tilt your head 45º clockwise, her eyes will spell out 'GAY'.
On the other hand, they are generally friendly creatures, unless threatened in a pokemon battle, whereby they get extremely competitive. If a Polly looses the pokemon battle, they will chew off the Gentiles of their pokemon.
Polly's also are very attracted to ugly old perverts such as Kazune. This does not help them in life, and frankly is a waste of time.
For an example of a Polly.T, just reach into your garbage can at precisely 1:05 am with your left eye shut and a fake mole painted just above your left eyebrow, you will be sure to find one (:
For an example of a Polly.T, just reach into your garbage can at precisely 1:05 am with your left eye shut and a fake mole painted just above your left eyebrow, you will be sure to find one (:
by Annie Clash April 3, 2008
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Polka-Do: Ahaha! I'm going to cover this bland city with my beautiful and amazing and handsome polka-beam laser! Ahahaha!
Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*
Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*
Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵
Stripen't: Or Stripes!
Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.
Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*
Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*
Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵
Stripen't: Or Stripes!
Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.
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