T'Pol

T'Pol: A Vulcan Scientific Officer assigned to the USS Enterprise with the explicit purpose of diluting poor storylines with poorly disguised quasi sexual content.

Tripp: "isnt it time for my neuropressure?"
T'Pol: "take your clothes off"

T'Pol by Miros December 23, 2003

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T'Pol the Beautiful

A Vulcan science officer. One of the most beautiful women in star trek. Her real name is Jolean Blalock, but her natural body isn't half as sexy as when she put on 10 miles of makeup to become T'Pol.

Dude, I found this amazing T'pol the beautiful picture at tinyurl.com/55veserh and I came so hard. Pictures are worth a thousand videos because they force you to use your imagination, which stimulates dopamine production and makes the experience even more pleasureful.

T'Pol the Beautiful by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

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You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.

"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"

You can't polish a turd by SarcasticSeminar101 August 3, 2015

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Can't polish a turd

Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.

To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.

1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.

Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.

2) The comb-over hairstyle

Can't polish a turd by henryj May 12, 2006