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anti szymon transformation

when you say 'nah jit trppin' instead of 'ayo jit trippin'
by ABCpersonEEE November 20, 2022
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Szymon’s special breakfast

Originating from London’s trendy East End in 2019. When you wake with breakfast in bed, and the breakfast consists of really thick lines of cocaine you snort early in the morning.
Do you want Szymon’s special breakfast?” -Sure, that’ll wake me up!-
by Chemist92 February 27, 2020
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Szymon

He is the most handsome and kindest soul you'll ever meet. He's very caring and will always be by your side when you need him and will give you life advice that you never knew you needed. He is very understanding and has a very good radar when it comes to people with bad intentions, so don't get on his bad side!! He's very charming and knows how to soothe any girl over and knows how to win a girl's heart. He is an amazing boyfriend and is a perfect suitor for a husband one day. You never want to lose a Szymon because once he leaves.. he's never coming back. Make sure to treat him the way you want to be treated because he has a heart of gold and he's very pure.
I love Szymon. He treats me like a queen <333
by bigmo0ney August 15, 2022
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Szymon

A furry twink who's built like a hamster, their family tree is a wreath. They practically fuck their phone and definitely shag discord moderators in exchange for nitro. Their instinct to sniff feet overpowers anything else, causing them to be rather dangerous creatures indeed. If left unsupervised, they will attempt to hold toes with you and or sniff/lick your shoes.
Szymon pounced at the chance to slurp those delicious toes, the fact that they belonged to his little sister made him even more excited.
by big papa 42069 February 9, 2023
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szymon

szymon is a diffrent breed with an oddly big arse, he likes a bit of ball with the lads and sleeps on a couch, his chair is fucked, he loves farming sim and likes men sometimes.
szymon your arse is huge x
by whyworm November 18, 2022
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Szymon shoepack

A one of a kind unique ginger npc. Who believes that he is the superior human being and thinks those that don't look or think like him should be eliminated from human race immediately.
When someone hates Jew's they're known as a syzmon shoepack
If someone's say "I hate jews"
You'll tell em tk stop being a "Szymon shoepack"
by Kimbomula June 1, 2023
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Szymon

A sexy polish man, which is amazing at shagging and gets his condom full!
"woah have you seen szymon today?! he is lookin fresh!"
by TomBradley12345 October 3, 2022
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