snoffing

when smoking you cough from all the smoke it makes you sneeze as well

"Damn dude stop snoffing, your going to blow up tha spot!"

by roachas February 2, 2008

Scoffins

Bread Doe cut into circles and fried until golden brown.

Wow Scoffins for breakfast!

by Struth Bloke February 18, 2010

scroffing

Performing unnecessary tasks more enjoyable than the tasks that one is supposed to be performing; screwing off.

Hey, Griff, quit scroffing and get back to work!
or
"What'cha up to?" "Scroffin'."

by mushoku November 6, 2013

Spoffing

Verb
Something Scott totally doesn't want to know what is because it's obviously from the dark corners of the internet... or from Portland... same difference.

We caught Maria spoffing the other night in Vegas and it was unbelievable....

by FractalWizard January 12, 2017

schoffing

Schoffing is an infinitive verb usually associated with groups of men sitting together in a public area watching other people go about their daily business while their wives are shopping.

Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.

by Cruising through time April 14, 2017

stroffing

(adjective) to bend an erect penis, mid-section, until the internal blood bladder ruptures.

All is fun and games until you forget the safety word and your dominatrix stroffing causes one to blackout.

by Sick Jester November 6, 2018

Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019