Swizzle

An insult meaning "dicknose" "dumbass" "pissbaby" and "asshat" with a sprinkle of whore added it

Ex. "Bro, the earth is flat"

"Dude, you're a fuckin swizzle"

Ex. "Bro, the earth is flat"

"Dude, you're a fuckin swizzle"

"What?"

"Exactly"

by Attins April 1, 2021

Swizzle

It's a quick shower; 5-10mins

I'm about to go take a swizzle!
Did you just take a swizzle? Lol

by QDub April 15, 2020

Swizzle

To stir something by swirling it inside of a vessel. alt. To stir someone up to annoy them

Alex: "Give that drink a swizzle so it's all mixed in."
Izzy: "Are you trying to get me swizzled? It's better when the parts are separate."

by Whoopdiewoop June 21, 2019

Swizzle

Water

Oi lid grab me a glass of swizzle

I need some swizzle to wet me kite

by RKellyR September 6, 2016

Swizzle

To curl something between the tip of your thumb and one of your fingers by rubbing them back and forth.

I swizzled the roach till it was round

by Jimmywhibble December 8, 2020

swizzle

A cross between a swerve and a turn

The car swizzled to the right.

by Mr. Swizzle February 3, 2012

swizzle

A term used to call someone with a micropenis.

LMAO, you're such a swizzle.

by 🧍‍♂️ January 28, 2020