Swinette

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

by Bill P. August 29, 2006

swivel on this

A term accompanied by giving the finger.

"oh my god, you're such an idiot"
"yeah? swivel on this" **makes finger giving gesture**

by sconbon April 11, 2007

swivel tactic

A killing maneuver seen in many action movies where the attacker snaps the neck of the victim by forcibly twisting the victim's head and severing the spinal column.

In a brutal display of his ninja prowess, LaCarlos used the swivel tactic to silently eliminate his target.

by EsqSurf August 7, 2011

Swinette

The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.

Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".

by anonymous January 5, 2020

Swivel Molt

A Moltar belonging to a specific 'Poltar' person group (See Poltar), but having the characteristic of possession of one or more Swivel-Style cellular phone carrying devices. To be classified as a true Swivel the Swivel must satisfy two necessary conditions: 1. it must be clipped on the exterior of a garment and not in a pocket or interior position, and readily accessible and visible. 2. The Swivel apparatus must always be perpendicular to the ground, regardless of the position of the carrier, this is also a diagnostic test which will determine if the Swivel joint is properly lubricated and/or positioned. Evidence as to the origin of the Swivel points towards the late 1990's.

"An accountant I knew had a cellular phone that he wore in a Swivel style phone case and it was always clipped on his jeans between his zipper and his pocket so that he could easily reach it if a client called. Others called him a Swivel Molt, and he was the most boring man I ever knew but damn if he didn't have a sweet lookin Swivel" -- Anonymous

by Travonius April 25, 2006

Swinetime

Taking time off from work to recover from the swine flu

Dan needed to take a few days of swinetime to recoup from his recent bout with the swine flu.

by defjackal April 30, 2009

Swivel Thongs

Rubber type footwear used when having rough, dirty sex with another person bent over a swivel chair, usually used for the purpose of better grip when in position but may also be used to "slap" your partner for the purpose of teasing.

I need a new pair of swivel thongs because I have worn a hole in mine.

by Ajadekiss November 26, 2010