sliptext

Texting to the wrong person. Or, mistakenly sending a text to someone.

I sliptexted my boss and called him naive when I intended the text to go to my wife.

by Big Lavender June 20, 2018

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taylor swift

the music industry

1) taylor swift is the music industry
2) omg, did you hear that the music industry is releasing another album?

by betty13 March 10, 2021

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A Taylor Swift fan that places her above god. You will find more success hiring a swiftie than a PI. They pick up on everything. And assemble armies on twitter if someone insults one of the hairs on her head.

Fan: Yh I love Taylor her music is so catchy
Swiftie : I’ve memorised the lineage of her Cats

by Reddeservedagrammy May 27, 2018

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Phil swift

God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.

Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift

by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018

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Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

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