Swanned

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.

My ex wife swanned my bank account.

by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017

dark skinned

A term used within the black community to describe a person's skin tone that can range from an almond brown to a deep mahogany color. This symbolizes strong African ancestry.

"I love what that dark skinned girl over there is wearing!"

by Queenin' December 17, 2015

skinned my dink

To screw some bitch all night, real hard so that your dick is sore the next day, possibly with some skin worn off.

Oh man, I really I skinned my dink on that bitch last night!

by the knob April 25, 2006

swined-out

1) when an event or activity is cancelled due to the fear of spreading swine flu

1) "Dude, is our softball game still on, or has it been swined-out?"

by Lexinator May 1, 2009

Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.

Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am

by Stir Friday July 19, 2011

i like my men skinned sorry

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again

boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*

by *laughs manically* October 13, 2020

Swanned

Named after the ultimate Swanner, Ryan Swan from Nova Scotia. When you're swindled out of anything. Especially from a freeloader. You got Swanned.

Dude I let this guy stay at my house & he stole my protein shakes. I got so Swanned

by philschwackit February 15, 2019