swimmer

Swimmers are great lovers. Their strong hip flexors and abdominal muscles give them stamina that helps maintain a very enjoyable rhythm in the bedroom.

So date a swimmer.

Swimmers are so hot!

by hot stuff July 19, 2004

intense swimmer

An adjective used to describe when a person is much too focused and/or enthusiastic about an activity.

Jake: (starts running in front of everyone on a jog.)
John: Dude, Jake, you're going all intense swimmer on me.
Jessica: Yeah, just chill in the hot tub.

by Alexis and Leona October 2, 2011

Swimmer's Hair

Extremely dry and damaged hair due to continuous exposure to chlorine and extended hours in the pool. Sometimes even green because of the chlorine.

Mike had such bad swimmer's hair that it felt like hay.

by sttdwg January 13, 2008

swimmer's itch

Chlorine in the pool robs your skin of the vitamin E and protective oil leaving your skin really dry and itchy....the other defintion should not co-exist with the same term.

Alex Miranda prevents swimmer's itch by putting vaseline on his epidermis.

by jensyao September 24, 2006

Swimmers Tan

A circle-shaped tan on a female swimmers back from the swim team suits. Almost impossible to get rid of by natural tanning and almost one of the oddest tan lines.

"Did you see Chelsea in her bikini?" "Yeah her swimmers tan from swim team looked so odd o.O"

by LeniexxLollipop May 29, 2009

dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm

Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Swimmers Sacrifice

A ritual many male swimmers will have to go through.
The sacrifice being the hair from their body. The swimmer sacrifice is when a male swimmer has to shave his body for an important meet, though it usually is used to refer to when a male swimmer shaves his arms and legs.

Gym Class
Samuel: So that's when I did the lion king to her.
Richard: Holy Shit, what did she think?

Samuel: She was totally fine with it! She laughed!
-They both look over to see another guy with hairless legs-
Richard: What the fuck? Why did he shave his legs? What is he gay?
Samuel: No he's just a swimmer. The swim team has their championship meet tonight. They all shaved down.

Richard: Is it that important?
Samuel: Anything you can do to cut down on drag you do. Its the swimmers sacrifice that every male swimmer must do.

by sheerfire January 18, 2013