T-Swifted

Occurs when a person exploits their past relationship by expressing their emotions through art and/or social platforms

My ex girlfriend just T-Swifted me on Social Media.

by Harrison Crew March 1, 2022

Taylor Swifted

When a person makes a post on social media that is about you, but the author doesn't want to actually put your name in the post, like a Taylor Swift song about her exes.

Laura made a post about me, but was too scared to put my name to it. I feel like I've been Taylor Swifted into a vague post.

by Will Murjen November 16, 2019

Snifted

Verb, participle. When you order a beer, fully expecting to get a pint, but instead receive a snifter. It is characteristically followed by extreme depression and anguish.

Always ask if the beer you are ordering get served in a pint glass, or you might get snifted.

by JahRasta420 July 10, 2018

Swifterize

To make a positive change in the appearance or character of an alcoholic or addict in recovery. Typically such a change is dramatic and pronounced.

Ramsey is an obnoxious, little, fucking piece of shit. He needs to be swifterized before it's too late.

by Swifterize August 15, 2014

Swiftematics

The aftermath the overwhelming demand for Taylor Swift’s limited supply of wallet-unfriendly concert tickets has on math or math education among teenagers and young adults in some high-GDP nations and emerging economies in Asia—when there seems to be an inexplicably positive correlation between idol worship and a rise in the quantitative literacy among the Swifties.

Two Swiftematics quickies tailor-made for middle- and high-school Swifties are:

1. Guesstimate how much tourism revenue Taylor Swift’s six concerts would generate when she toured the “fine” city of Singapore in March 2024.

2. What are the chances that a Singaporean Swiftie would get to watch their American idol live when she performed in “Disneyland with the death penalty” next year?

by Fasters July 10, 2023

Swifter

A Swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about Taylor. Has heard of songs like "I Knew You Were Trouble." And "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" but most likely never heard of songs like "All Too Well" or "I Almost Do". Will go around telling people they are Swifters. Annoying. Similar to Directionators

"Hi Taylor! I'm your biggest fan-I'm a Swifter!"

by Swift_Styles13 March 9, 2013

Swifterbal

Broodje bal met extra veel saus

Ik wil graag een Swifterbal.

by DylanoSwifter December 14, 2022