Homemade sweater vest

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

by Lizflint April 13, 2016

Sweeterest

It's another word for sweet but is only if it rel sweet

Kaylee is the sweeterest

by Noerrrr January 8, 2020

Sweaterbesties

The term used for two people who decide to wear sweater-vests together.

Dude 1: "I hear sweatervests are coming back into style! We just go out and go get some!"

Dude 2: "As long as we don't get matching ones, we can be sweaterbesties!"

Dude 3: "I'm not joining this fad"

by sweatervests101 February 13, 2010

sweaterteeth

It's when after a heavy night of drinking and smoking cigarettes, you have a gross film on your teeth that feel like sweaters...

I woke up and had sweaterteeth on!

by spectralux December 13, 2009

Whiskey Sweater Vest

When one drinks enough whiskey to not need a jacket or warm cover-up. Similar to Beer Jacket

Give me enough Jack and I won't need my North Face. I'll have on my Whiskey Sweater Vest.

by borne5000 October 10, 2008

Sweater Vest

a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.

sheldon loves sweater vests and dick

by sweatervestsarprepy March 12, 2011

sweater vest thursday

The FIRST Thursday of every month, every able body man shall dress with darker wash jeans, white belt, and a sweater vest with a long sleeved half formal shirt under the sweater vest.

Wearing a sweater vest not on the first Thursday of every month is an abomination.

Sweater vests are also chick magnets and totally not gay

bro1: Alright we all know tomorrow is Thursday right?

bro2: hellz yeah bro! sweater vest Thursday!

bro1: yeah bro. lookin stylish and pickin up chicks

by legit legend juggernaut December 9, 2010