patrick shwavy

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all patrick shwavy, and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right kid. The kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”

by yunggmaddie December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was so Patrick shwavy that I asked a kid with cerebral palsy when he would get out of a wheelchair thinking he was a kid who died in a car crash the week prior.

by Oneinchw0nder December 16, 2019

swaby

to be fitter than the average bear

swabster, swafer, swaby, swabe, swabzilla, swabsy, beanie wearin swaber, SWABY!!!!!!

by stavros. K February 11, 2003

swaby

taken from the legend himself, Matt Swaby. Means sumthing or someone is "pretty 'fly' for a white guy"

Steve said to Jo that Bill was looking kinda 'Swaby'

by steeb February 11, 2003

Von Sway

It cannot be taught, Von Sway is something you feel its not something you think, its not something you analyse and think about logically its something you feel

Thanks etho for the new copypasta.

It cannot be taught, Von Sway is something you feel its not something you think, its not something you analyse and think about logically its something you feel

by hdcgcdn,kvg June 16, 2018

How Sway?

Reaction to someone doing or saying something that is completely impossible. Unheard of, not realistic or hard to understand.

How Sway? = "How is that possible?"

"How Sway?" was invented by Kanye West during his rant to radio host, Sway.
Please see Kanye West and Sway interview: Raw and Real on Sway in the morning
Kanye repeatedly yells, "How Sway?"

Example #1: Jimmy has no job but is able to pull model chicks with money. How Sway?

Example #2: Donald Trump has no political experience but is leading in the presidential nomination 2016. How Sway?

by Eshaknowsbest June 15, 2016

Scavy Bird

One who prey's on the wealth of others

Nate smoking up all my bud would be a perfect example of a scavy bird

by Larry bob jr. bill November 23, 2011