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Swapholocupaclastaus

To encase your whole body in a bubble made of bubble gum
Co-worker 1. Where's Barry?
Co-worker 2. Oh, didn't you hear? He couldn't come into work today as he is still recovering from last night when he did a swapholocupaclastaus.
by swiggityswiggityswear August 12, 2017
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shopaholic

Guy #1: Whoa, that girl has like 50 shopping bags!
Guy #2: She's a shopaholic.
by CraziChick June 1, 2006
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shopaholic

The illusion that shopping is life. This phenominon is usually experienced by losers who must amuse themselves with material possessions.
Women are often stereotyped as materialistic shopaholics who live to serve men and pick out shoes.
by CrimsonBlues January 5, 2005
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swagoholic

an individual who is obsessed by all things that may relate to swag, such as: style, clothing, vocabulary, etc. Commonly refers to a person in a swagon, or swag bandwagon.

Such person can be identified with long Nike socks, cargo shorts or slim denims, Snapbacks, any sort of stylish watch, any shirt that usually relates to "Swag", "YOLO", or "YMCMB". They also tend to abuse the word "Swag" by overusing it in every sentence they say, post, or tweet.

An extreme swagoholic may tend to criticize others for their lack in swag. They also tend to think that nobody else has swag better than them.
Eddy: Dude, what's up with Victor? He randomly came up to me, looked at my new snapback and said if I needed any help he could help me out with my swag.

Joe: He's a swagoholic that's why. He thinks he knows swag, but he doesn't.

2.

Eddy: Dude, Victor is a complete dickhead. He came up to me and said I have no swag just because I'm wearing basketball shorts with a snapback. What the fuck?

Joe: He's a swagoholic, he just thinks he's got the most swag at this school, but on the real, he's a fuckin' dumbass.
by Mr. Swaggerific August 1, 2012
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shopaholic

Someone addicted to be willing to do anything to the extreme to buy what she/he wants. It doesn't necessarily has to be something they NEED.
Things to the Extreme:
Camp outside their favorite store to be the first one in the store.

Steal money to buy things they want
Lie, Fight for their desire item

Kill someone if is necessary

And the crazy list continued..
Because my mom was a shopaholic she got into a divorced, ended up in dept, stole and killed for money and unfortunately she ended up in jail.
by VictimOFShopaholic November 27, 2009
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Soapaholic

Someone who stops to smell all different brands and scents of soap no matter the circumstance.
Ann is a soapaholic, yesterday we were walking past the shampoo isle and she stopped and smelled every one of them and we didn't even buy one!
by TheDragonsKnight December 12, 2017
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stupaholic

A truly stupid person who is addicted to being stupid and needs a 12 step program to get rid of this problem.
My brother is a stupaholic. Everything that comes out of his mouth is stupid. He needs fixing just like any other addict.
by razel July 5, 2012
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