Swain County High School 

A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities.

What else is there to say about Swain County High School?

Swain County High School by picoritdidnthappen February 24, 2018

Swain County High School 

A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)

"what else is there to say about Swain County High school"

Swain County High School by picoritdidnthappen March 1, 2018

Swain Brain 

When one pulls their nutsuck over the flacid shaft of their penis and says "THE BRAIN".

M.I. walks into the bathroom
B-Sweez follows him in with an awkward look in his eyes.
M.I. proceeds to urinate
B-Sweez unleashes the "Swain Brain"
M.I. turns around
B-Sweez yells "THE BRAIN!!"

Swain Brain by 207s finest April 27, 2010

Swain Diff 

The league of Legends Character Swain is just different ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Person 1: dang Swain diff, he's 26/3/7

Swain Diff by yurmumgeylul January 28, 2021

Swain Move 

The art of saying you're going to do something but have no intentions of doing it whatsoever.

Specifically when it involves organising something with other people.

Over Facebook..
Matt: Hey I'm coming to Melbourne on Friday for the weekend, wanna meet up?
Justin: Yeah cool, I'll move some things around and contact you closer to the time.
Matt: Awesome dude, can't wait, been looking forward to it. **giggles like a school girl**
Friday 9am
Justin: Yay its Friday, where and what time we meeting? (seen)
11am
Justin: Hey dude, we still meeting? I got the weed you wanted (seen)
1pm
Justin: Are you in Melbs atm? Just heading out, ring me (seen)
7pm:
Justin: Hello? (seen)
Monday
Matt: I'm back from Melbourne, didn't get your messages until now
Justin: Nice Swain Move PRICK

Swain Move by ppwned April 28, 2021

Swain Players 

A champion in league of legends and if used, the player using him automatically becomes retarded.

0% skill required
People named Nathaniel are more likely to use this dogshit champion
R = Penta kill

People who use this champion are probably gay lol

IsThatPanda: Don't worry guys I will carry this game !!!!!!!!!!!
(Akali) AnnFrank1945 Has drawn first blood!
(Swain) IsThatPanda has disconnected

Swain Players = Automatically reported

Swain Players by YesMyEyesAreSidewards October 31, 2022

Josh Swain 

After April 24th, 2021, there will only be one Josh Swain in America.

Before April 24th: Bro there's 60 people with the name Josh Swain!
After April 24th: What the hell? There's only one Josh Swain now?

Josh Swain by people eat ice cream April 20, 2021