Swarovski Radius

The distance at which a young science major can no longer resist the bling worn by a member of their preferred sex. A play on the market price of Swarovski, which is effectively $350 glass (and the only thing university students can afford), and the Swartzchild Radius (which is the radius of a black hole, from which there is no escape).

"Oooh look at Mitsie, she has no understanding of physics, but that's a damned low cut top and nice bling."
"Yeah, look at Professor Higgs... he's mesmerised... and totally caught in her Swarovski Radius. She'll pass anyway!"

by <LeIgHthaL> October 25, 2023

Swonskib

Shortened version for "Swear on Skibidi?" which is used as a way to swear on something to prove that someone is not lying.

Person 1: "Yo I got this rare item!"
Person 2: "No way, Swonskib"
Person 1: "Yes bro Swonskib"

by dev13. August 12, 2024

@djevac_slavonski

@djevac.slavonski is the biggest meme page in the whole region of the small accommodation of his house. He's also very well known for his guitar-playing skills.

Person 1: Oh my God! Is that @djevac_slavonski?
Stereotypical @djevac_slavonski: Yes, that's me.
Person 1: Dude, I love your memes! Also, can you play some epic classical music for me?
Stereotypical @djevac_slavonski: Of course. *plays the best music ever heard*

by djevac_slavonski November 22, 2021