david sedaris

my favorite author in the entire world -- not one of his books will fail to make you laugh, and the funniest of the lot is "Me Talk Pretty One Day"

if you haven't read his stuff, you have to.

Other works include:
barrel fever
holidays on ice
naked
dress your family is corduroy and denim

"i read 'Me Talk Pretty One Day' yesterday!"
"Oh, was it good?"
"I almost wet myself"

by Page June 2, 2005

Shedanigan

When a person tries to decieve someone with trickery and provides an execuse or modified truth.

Dan pulled another Shedanigan this morning and called out sick. We know he was partying last night with questionable female entertainers.

by UpperLowerMgmt March 11, 2011

Skedaddle

Stefan when there is two tests on one day. He must run fast.

Oh look, there is two tests on one day. Stefan is about to skedaddle

by MissedPigeon May 9, 2019

sedar

hot and drippy like water can make ur cat wet

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you are sedar

by sedkid March 1, 2021

sedap

adj. delicious, tasy, yumii,

commonly used as slang in southeast asia (Malaysia, Singapore) to describe a local dish for ex. rojak

Wooaa, the rojak is sedap!

by Smokii March 30, 2005

sedation

1. a state of calm or reduced nervous activity; chilled out
2. date rape drug (also called a mickey)

Example 1: dude im so sedated...... its going to be a mellow night
Example 2: that asshole slipped sedations in my drink last night

by PowerMetalFan6996 February 9, 2014

sedative

Substance that induces sedation by reducing irritability or excitement.

Nick: Don't worry, we can use Liam's braces

John: Those would hurt

Nick: Let me grab the shove- ermmm sedatives

by AntiVenom_Hacker March 11, 2012