ridding on that surfboard

It means a girl grinding on a guys dick

I was ridding on that surfboard last night.

by Dick hole March 19, 2014

Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Silver Surfer Surfboard

A level 5 sex move, in which the core concept is to ride your lady friend down the stairs. Below are what you need to know in order to complete the act:

Preparation-

Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…)

How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard-

• If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back.

• Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out.

• Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot.

• Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you.

• Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well.

• Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard!

*Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners.

Aftermath-

Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.

I just gave Margret a Silver Surfer Surfboard.

by Musty Musk Man October 9, 2023

On Beyonces' Surfboard

Another way of saying someone is completely hammered drunk, struggling to walk, speak, and it making completely no sense when they talk.

Typically used the morning after the party is over.

Ronald: "You were completely drunk last night."

Zach: "I wasn't that drunk!"

Ronald: "You were on Beyonces' surfboard!"

by RandZIdeas July 7, 2014

Surfguru

Stems from annoying habit of old-dudes who surfed once maybe 20 years ago and won some minor competition and now think they have some attitude to bang on about how cool they are.

Too many to list suggested reading surfer magazine Tend to try to dress as teenagers when they are 50, hit on young chicks and drone on about how they know it all example GUY PENWARDEN

by Guy Penwarden March 9, 2005

surfboard

The word or combination of words used when 'surfing' the internet in search of its meaning and/or posts (articles, posts, images, etc...) that contain or are tagged with the term.

I surfed using your name as a surfboard and I discovered some videos that you don't want your parents to see.

by Eli Banai December 15, 2014

Flamingz surfboards

Can be purchased at All Things Surf Store at Miami and Orlando beaches. Is considered "cool" for guys. Makes you go faster than a regular board. Best for intermediate surfers only. Description: Flaming hot surfboard that'll blast you away. Get ready for an awesome ride on the Flamingz Surfboard. By All Things Surf Store. AWESOME RIDE!

"I think Flamingz Surfboards are intresting. Not quite as exciting as they look, but a cool, exciting ride....if you want a Flamingz Surfboard buy at All Things Surf Store." By Arianna Mongalit.

by Coolgal.Flame.Miami March 28, 2011