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Surf and Turf

When you have crabs (STD) and give a girl a schlonging.
"My boy gave me some good surf and turf last night, but now my vag itches"
Surf and Turf by bingbangobongo March 10, 2021

Surf and turf

If you spend a lot of money on a girl especially if it's her suggestion, it's socially expected that she plans to put out.
Guy1: Last night I took Stacy out and she ordered lobster and she didn't even give me a bj.

Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.
Surf and turf by Swagger-jagger August 22, 2014

Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.
The surf and turf was deicious.
Surf and turf by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Surf and turf

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.
Surf and turf by doubledump November 26, 2024

Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.
I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.
Surf and Turf by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025

surf and turf workout 

This is when your day's workout regimen consist first of a good swim workout in a pool, followed up immediatley by a good weight room workout.
from the surf and turf food related meaning I've scrambled it to my own surf and turf workout nickname for working out in the water (surf) and then adding some beef on the upperbody (turf)
surf-->water-->swim. Turf-->land-->on your feet