to spork

To have an erection while spooning.

While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.

by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011

Sporange

The only word in the 20-volume historical Oxford English Dictionary that rhymes with orange is sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant).

"Oy punk, you're a Sporange."

by FWasHere January 17, 2019

sporadically

to happen at random times.

i learned what sporadically meant form the movie Clueless

by laurengonewild November 8, 2003

Sporked

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

by Essix March 6, 2005

sporfle

Similar to lol or rofl. A sudden burst of laughter, usually stifled, frequently brought on by a sight gag or rim shot.

It is most often used as a verb, but may also be used as a noun.

A: Oh my goodness, that man's megaphone is larger than his head!

B: *sporfle*

by Corisa September 6, 2008

sluport

all the slus from Newport

Dude, are we gonna hook up with some sluport girls tonight?

by Scottius June 26, 2005

Spork bandit

A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork

That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.

by W.p.abbott July 30, 2016