superwank
superwank by Dr. Jackass April 23, 2005
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Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition
Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition by Dr. Doom23 November 18, 2020
Superman 64
The worst game ever made. It came out for the Nintendo 64 (the best game system ever made) and was made by Titus. I'm telling you, it is worse than E.T. for the 2600. In this shitty game, you fly through rings with the worst controls ever in any video game, pick up cars, fly through more rings, (repeat that process about 4 more times) until you finally get to a building that is impossible, because of the horrible controls. You have to get a keycard that is located behind a couple of cardboard boxes. Easy enough, right? No. As soon as you pick the fucking box up, it will either explode, or you will throw it, the game will glitch because of the horrible collision engine, the box will suspend above you, and explode within 5 seconds. If you manage to get to the first battle with some woman, you will punch her until she falls through the floor because of the already mentioned horrible collision engine, thus you can't beat her, and the doors won't open. It's impossible.
Guy: Have you ever played Superman 64?
Guy 2: I had that game as a kid when I got my Nintendo 64. I could never get past the first ring stage, and ended up selling it at Gamestop for 75 cents. That game is fucking horrible
Guy 2: I had that game as a kid when I got my Nintendo 64. I could never get past the first ring stage, and ended up selling it at Gamestop for 75 cents. That game is fucking horrible
Superman 64 by luke4010 April 24, 2013
Superman Jap Slap
Superman Jap Slap is when you perform the martial arts move of the “Superman Punch” but instead of punching, you slap your opponent with an open palm moving in a downward diagonal motion right-to-left (for right handers).
Superman Jap Slap by Mr. Beef Wellington January 24, 2019
supercancersyphillaids
Worse than supercancer or supercanceraids. But still a made up disease to poke fun at the fact that pretty much everything you do will either give you cancer, aids, or syphillis. Mainly cancer.
Dude, Jassy's lookin hot today!
Look but don't touch man, she's been around Vegas several times - she got the supercancersyphillaids. Make yo dick hang sideways and then some.
Look but don't touch man, she's been around Vegas several times - she got the supercancersyphillaids. Make yo dick hang sideways and then some.
supercancersyphillaids by testicles...that is all August 4, 2011
Superman Cup
A unit of measurement typically used for an amount of a chuggable fluid, that while possible to fully chug all at once, can only be done by a select few.
Superman Cup by Bobjuzz January 8, 2012