Ben was Super Gay because he drove his girlfriends Jeep Wrangler. He tried to justify it but then remembered his girlfriend Alabama Hotpocketed him last night.
Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.
Oh my god! I woke up this morning and i am gonna be bulimic and my girlfriend is gonna get hit by a car. Maybe i'll find a new girl friend on the internet!