Mara-shammer

Someone who puts on full running gear and runs alongside marathon runners for the last 3 miles of the course -looking surprisingly fresh. Glory hunter. Shouts encouragement and takes pictures as they overtake them.

Avoids problems like Runners Bum.

The full kit wanker of the running world.

Did Nick do the Mara-sham again? Yeh, the whole 2.9 miles. That F-ing mara-shammer.

by Buakk November 21, 2019

Shammered

The state of being shit faced and hammered.

Man i just bunned soo much chronic, and downed that 40, i'm sooo shammed(shammered).

by Evan SHort September 22, 2006

shammered

like being hammered only much, much, more so.

'good night last night dude?' 'i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered'

by brooke March 14, 2004

Slut Shammer

A person that speaks the truth on Instagram comments.

" I called that Marc a slut shammer because he spoke the truth on my sister's insta post"

by Umpa Lumpaa October 13, 2017

shammered

Shammered: Originated from the use of a construction tool term, 'hammered', to describe excess alcohol in the body. 'Shit' from the origin of curse, is commonly used as an adjective to modify a noun in a positive, negative, derogative, or usually a useless sense. It sometimes can be used alone and still be considered a complete sentence as do other words of the curse origin. In this term the root word 'hammered' is being modified by the term 'shit'. Thus the adjective 'shit' is positively or negatively describing the state of hammered. This still does not define the 'shit hammered' experience as being a positive or a negative one. That is a personal decision. 'Shit hammered' has over time been shortend or slurred to end up being pronounced 'shammered'. Or something close.
"shammerdly, shammerdest, shammerding"

"Damn I am shammered!"
"You are walking very shammerdly."
"That's the shammerdest thing I have ever seen"
"You should be shammered of yourself"
etc... you get the picture...

by mckenzie1 February 13, 2006

Swejhammer

n.

1. The end result of a particularly curt act perpetrated by an individual of the Jewish persuasion.

2. Power to annoy wielded by a Semitic personage.

Derived from combining "Swej," (or "Jews" backwards) and "Sledgehammer."

Johnny's kindness proved unfruitful, as he was nonetheless clobbered by the impending swejhammer.

by LittleKitnerboy August 30, 2006

Shammerised

When an employee of The Shamrock Hotel becomes emotionally unresponsive to the crackhead patrons. To be exposed to so many drug fucked abusive losers on a daily basis that you become bitter and lose any sense of hope for humanity.

New barstaff: I actually feel sorry for that crazy old toothless lady
Manager: It'll pass, you just haven't been shammerised.

by benjamin84 April 8, 2007