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suckcess

Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)

(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.
Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.

Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.
by QuacksO October 23, 2017
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Suckcess

A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.
- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!
by DjDb October 9, 2017
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Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
by GlazeHer July 1, 2025
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suckcessful

Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.
guy1: what a suckcessful game!

guy2: but I had only 230 damage done.

guy1: I know.
by adasaddas March 3, 2021
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