suck a duck

something that is just plain stupid

The fact that OS X has copy and paste, but not cut, really sucks a duck

by Bungalow Bill October 6, 2001

Suck a duck

When autocorrect decides to be a pain in the ass

John: Suck a duck
Oliver: Lmao get fucked by autocorrect

by Succmyhorsecock May 24, 2020

suck the duck

When you suck the fuck out of a WEINER! When you're sucking it, it makes a "QUACKING" sound.

GO suck the DUCK, NIGGA!....I'm in the citay!

by panusintheanus January 30, 2004

suck-a-duck

a lame nigga/clown/bird nigga

you need to stop fuckin wit them suck-a-duck ass niggas and get you a real one.

by TIA-AKA-DEJA VU June 4, 2003

suck a duck

you say it to someone to tell them to go suck a ducks ass

why dont you go suck a duck

by aceb32 April 11, 2010

Suck a duck

A phrase that is apparently 'trending' as of May 2020.
Why? Do I look like I know?
Just be a man and say 'dick' for fuck sake.

Okay now that thats over with, the phrase suck a duck is basically the same as suck a dick, except that the person saying it doesn't want to offend someone by saying the word 'dick'

If you couldn't figure that out yourself, I'm disappointed.

Person A: "Hey, B! I dare you to shout 'suck a dick' out loud in class!
Person B: "Okay..."
Person B: (shouting out loud): "SUCK A DUCK!"
Person A: "You fucking disappoint me, B."
Classroom:

Person A:

Person B:

Teacher:

Person A: "Pussy.."

by iiJ03L May 26, 2020

fuck fuck in the duck duck suck

uttered only when your frustrated or pissed off

Bob: do u remember the last time u saw my wallet?

Fred: ya i think u left it in the cinema

Bob: now you tell me?...fuck fuck in the duck duck suck!!

by motherfucking mike June 19, 2008