condom stuffers

Generally undesired items purchased along with condoms, in order to make the purchaser feel less self conscious about purchasing condoms.

I felt embarrassed when I bought those condoms, so I grabbed some condom stuffers to fill the basket. It wasn't until after I left the store that I realized I had grabbed a Harry Potter book and a bottle of hand lotion.

by rubberoff February 8, 2010

Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms

My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper

by wildcard007 December 20, 2009

Stuffering

The suffering one feels after a large consumption of carbohydrates (namely stuffing).

"Dude, I ate so much on Thanksgiving... I'm really stuffering..."

by Lord Kaez November 27, 2009

Stuffective

(adj) describing someone or something that is stupid, but at the same time effective.

1) That movie had no plot, but the intense action scenes kept me watching; it was stuffective!

2) The baseball manager is an idiot for attempting to steal third base with no outs; but his stuffective move payed off.

3) Bill Belichick is a stuffective NFL general manager; he drafts horrible players, yet always seems to win football games.

by Buzzard Smoke December 19, 2014

puss stuffer

a guy wit a huge dick

hey,maria i fucked greg last night. He is a puss stuffer.That boy is huge. U might wanna git u some of that

by rasheeda a.k.a rocky December 14, 2006

Shoe Stuffer

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang

Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer

Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag

by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011

Mutha stuffers

Sandwich shop in the heart of Sugarbush Resort ski area, where everyone gets stuffed including your mutha. Top of the line boars head meats, and yea his got monster pickles and sausage with mad flava.

Demetri: hey Dino did my mother eat here today?

Dino: yea I stuffed her and your 2 little sista's. They had the Fubar sandwich and the special of the day.

Demetri: well I'm glad you filled them up on your delicious meats.

Dino: just remember demetri mutha stuffers is where you'll find the best sandwiches north of staten island!!!

by Greekfubar3 February 29, 2012