Stuart is a bitch
by Kolton Teeple December 7, 2017
A stuart is someone with a fuck off massive chode and big tits to boot. Stuart is such a big dad that his being can barely be kept on the ground. He has several biological and non biological sons and is just generally a father figure for most. Stuart loves a big shafting
by topshaggerlol August 24, 2018
An insecure, needy incel that spies on your phone and recites your search history/phone messages in casual conversation, hoping that you will return his man-child feelings for you.
Person 1: Hey, don't you think it's creepy that he knows exactly what you do on your phone?
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.
Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.
Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.
by AAAAAAAAAAUUGGGHH May 11, 2021
i A admirer of women who all but he can see are short, ugly and Northern.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.
i Tom "Oh my god it looks like that girl has been hit repeated around the face with a large metal bar while being trampled on my a marching band"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"
by Andrew Charles Lloyd May 19, 2008
When an annoying person overly uses a moviebit, phrase, impersonation, or action of some sort. It will then be unusable for future reference.
by dino9401 November 3, 2009
stuart:watch me hang from this bar
robbie:ok
stuart jumps and grabs onto bar*
robbie:AAAAAW DUDE THTS SICK!
stuart:what?
looks down and notices*
stuart:OOH SHIT
jumps down and covers
stuart has done a stuart
robbie:ok
stuart jumps and grabs onto bar*
robbie:AAAAAW DUDE THTS SICK!
stuart:what?
looks down and notices*
stuart:OOH SHIT
jumps down and covers
stuart has done a stuart
by finallyaddedthis July 17, 2010
A mysterious name yelled in retaliation or in response to drive-by slandering; the name "Stuart" or "Stewart" is a non-sequitur intended to confuse unsuspecting bullies.
It has been commonly used throughout the San Francisco Bay Area, especially the North Bay, since the early 2000's.
The strange phrase has been known to cause car accidents.
It has been commonly used throughout the San Francisco Bay Area, especially the North Bay, since the early 2000's.
The strange phrase has been known to cause car accidents.
by Christopher Judge November 18, 2010