Hot, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, amazing, fat ass, and overall perfect. Zoey is the perfect thing you need in your life, if you need a gf she’s always there (she’s gay). No matter what you say to her she’ll always try to be on your good side. She’s what you’re missing in your life. She wants a gf. She might get annoying but she’s always there no matter what. I love Zoey Stryker. (i’m not her)
Loocie Kola: Omg look at the super hot and sexy girl there!
Finn Peetus: Yes, it’s Zoey Stryker. Look at her huge ass. Level 100000 GYATTTTTTT!
Finn Peetus: Yes, it’s Zoey Stryker. Look at her huge ass. Level 100000 GYATTTTTTT!
by z0we3 August 10, 2023
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it can also be described as a really tall handsome charming guy who is so chill, everyone wants to be his friend
it can also be described as a really tall handsome charming guy who is so chill, everyone wants to be his friend
Random intern: "mr Elon musk, you have somone who need to speak to you"
Elon Musk: "who is it?"
Random Intern: "its stryker jurczyk, sir."
Elon musk: "wait, STRYKER?? dude i love that guy!! send him in!"
Elon Musk: "who is it?"
Random Intern: "its stryker jurczyk, sir."
Elon musk: "wait, STRYKER?? dude i love that guy!! send him in!"
by TotallyNotStryker December 10, 2025
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