Strumbo

If you meet someone and your gaydar is RINGING, but they're not gay. Basically, someone who you think is gay but isn't. A really fruity home. HE'S FREE!!

Did you meet Rudy yet?
Yeah, he's pretty fruity
I heard he's a strumbo

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 22, 2022

Scrubble Bath

Someone who is absolutely terrible at a specific task. Being such a scrub that the word "scrub" doesn't quite cover it.

That man is such a scrubble bath at COD. He went 0 and 40.

by MusikManLP7 July 13, 2011

Stubble Jumper

1. Someone from a prairie province or state.
2. A farmer.
3. A red neck or hick

Stubble is the end of a wheat or hay plant after it has been havested. It is usually about 6-12 inches long, sticks vertically out of the ground and is very stiff.

The Saskatchewan Ruffryders are just a bunch of stubble jumpers.

by icecoldstare July 24, 2009

stubbie

A glass beer bottle, typically containing 375mL of delicious, cold, frosty amber fluid... ahhhh :P

hey pass us another stubbie mate

by Gazza March 24, 2003

Shrubbing

When you're trying to find the clit and your hand gets lost in the chick's bush.

Gary: so what happened with that bitch last night? Kevin: tried to finger her pussy, but i ended up just shrubbing. Gary: ew dude fuck.

by kevin&gary October 17, 2010

scrubby kid force field

a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.

"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."

by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009

stubblebump

the red, prickly, swollen nodule found on the surface of one's scalp. stubblebumps can be spotted in anime shows; however, they exist in real life, but are often concealed under snug-fitting tophats.

Wendell had to duck at the threshold to prevent from bashing his stubblebump against the doorframe.

by bubblestump April 20, 2010