Someone STRONG (okay, not that strong) and BAD. This is Homestar's enemy, but Homestar thinks he's a friend.
Known quotes:
"HOLY CRAP!"
"TROGDOR!"
"I freakin' hate Sibbie!"
"How's your burger, the Stick?"
"WHAT?!? Who wants a tan on their back?!?!?!?"
"Hey, wiggity-weiner."
"This is the worst Decemberween ever."
...Greetings party people in the place to be. I am called Strong Bad. Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag. Ladies, form a line to my left for make-outs. Dudes, form a line to my right for high-fives. Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video-games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me, my brothers, and The Cheat pretty much run the show around here. As well as serve as a sort of multi-pupose criminal element...
The greatest, most totally awesome guy ever. Singer of such great songs as "Let's make believe that we're in love (so I can break up with you)" and "You've got an ugly butt and a stupid butt"