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Stressure

A combination of the words stress and pressure, this word is an easy way for people to describe the feeling that typically accompanies finals week
Friend: Dude are you ok? You have been studying for that bio test all week.

Other friend: I know i know but my parents want me to do really well and I dont want to mess up as badly as I did last time. I dont know, lately i've just been feeling alot of stressure.
by sail4ever March 7, 2013
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stressorexic

Opposite of 'Stress Eater'

Forgets to eat when under masses of stress.
Person 1 "Hello there dear chap, you are looking rather spiffing today, have you lost weight?"

Person 2 "No, a tad busy with work pressures and all that"

Person 1 - "My word sir, you've become a stressorexic"
by Pixie Hylton October 12, 2011
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Stressurbate

Comes from the words "stress" and "masturbate". The action of masturbation when one is stressed.
I have 3 essays, a presentation, and a lab report due tomorrow but instead of doing anything productive all I did was stressurbate all day
by Fameless April 24, 2017
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stresserated

being stressed and frustrated at the same time.
Being late to work and not able to find a parking spot caused her to become stresserated.
by erin October 24, 2004
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Stresser

Another word for an online ddos tool.
I used NovalyTech's free stresser to perform a ddos attack on my network.
by NovalyTech.com January 20, 2015
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Stressopheliac

A man or woman who has fear of stress; ultimately resulting in stress.
This Guy: After I fucked that chick last night, I was real a afraid of getting stress put on me for fucking her because she was Jewish. All of a sudden my head began to rattle because I was receiving stress. Then it happened... My ear cummed and IT HURT!

Other Guy: O MY GOD... My sister is a stressopheliac!
by Squeezie Them Titties February 28, 2009
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stressression

A person who is both stressed and depressed

pronounced : stress-resh-un
Girl: Whats up with you?
Boy: *sighs, looks down at feet*
Girl:... stress?
Boy: Nah. Stressression.
Girl: Awwweeee :C *hugs boy*
by YellowDragon July 20, 2011
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