Stagnant

A woman who doesn't get a lot of sex - she gets so little her vagina has 'stagnated'
(similiar to haggard)

Man 1 - "Mate, did you see that bird?!"
Man 2 - "I know, bare stagnant!"

by Wensley January 1, 2012

Shregnant

When you're so tired that you feel intoxicated.

One "You look like you haven't slept at all. What's 7x6 dude?"

Two "76 bitch."

One "It's 42, dude, you're so Shregnant."

by I'm Shregnant January 20, 2019

Strogantranate

v.

The faster way of saying: Go And Drown Yourself In A Vat Of Butter-Milk.

Why don't you go and Strogantranate

by Redcostar March 27, 2011

spregnancy

when stupid people make babies with the illiterate

Jonny's wife's spregnancy was destined when the met at a library in the child's section. Did I mention they're both 35?

by psuenonimous botch December 19, 2013

stagnant apple

A rotten apple.

The stagnant apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023