Stranded in L.A.

Stranded in L.A. is a web series created by Officially Stranded Productions. The web series has gained popularity of late due to it's often off-colored comedy and it's popularity on comedy web sites like College Humor and Break.
Me: Have you seen the new Stranded in L.A. video?
My Friend: I have and it was hilarious!
Me: I did not see that coming. Skid marks!!
by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013
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[shit] [stranded]

To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.
Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.

A.K.A. wayward wipers
by Dr. K.B. August 30, 2008
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Strand-Style

Doing something while intoxicated (preferably on champagne)

and while pushing the boundaries of Asian flush.
Magnus was laying on the couch doing the helicopter-dick,

he'd been going all-out Strand-Style again.
by Cumberdink Bingelsnatch June 3, 2013
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Slut Strands

A women’s hairstyle characterized by two tendrils of hair that hang down to frame the face. Predominantly worn by skiers and snowboarders, as it’s a hairstyle that can be worn with a hat or a helmet.
“You ready to hit the slopes?”
“Hang on, let me make sure my slut strands are even”
by Vann Trapp November 24, 2022
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Road Stranded

When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.
Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.
by THE JOLF October 16, 2009
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Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.
"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"
by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019
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stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.
fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle
by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010
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