This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.
This is the scale:
10 - I like women, that's it
9 - I like women but men can be attractive
8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it
7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side
6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past
5 - I like women and men
4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men
3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past
2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial
1 - I'm Elton John.
This is the scale:
10 - I like women, that's it
9 - I like women but men can be attractive
8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it
7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side
6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past
5 - I like women and men
4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men
3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past
2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial
1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
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