dutch stovepipe

The act of farting in a Snuggie and putting the sleeve in someone's face for them to smell it.

Jimmy just farted in his snuggie and gave his wife a Dutch Stovepipe.

by chefjiz October 1, 2009

Montana Stovepipe

Similar to fisting; involves grabbing your sleeve and inserting it fist and all into someone else's rectum. The next step, is to deftly remove your fist, leaving the sleeve in place, thus creating the 'stovepipe' out of the long sleeve.

My mom called in sick to work because her boyfriend gave her the Montana Stovepipe, and now she hasn't shit right for a week.

by GoldB69 November 11, 2007

salted stovepipe

Snorting coke out of a hookers butthole

Guy 1: Remember watching Leonardo DiCaprio give that hooker a salted stovepipe? stovepipe cocaine

by Gap_tooth September 5, 2016

russian stovepipe

The act of wearing a beaver skin hat while danceing naked over a dead bear and licking your left nipple while a midget name francios fists your dirty little bumhole

Dude that girls crazy she wanted my pet midget to help her do a russian stovepipe

by mr obvious March 8, 2015

can i get a stovepipe!

Most often screamed in a higher voice at a party or when your stoned or getting hammered.

Jack yelled to his buddy Mike... "Can I Get A Stovepipe!"

Mike replied... "Stoovvveeeepippeee!"

by pug1 October 11, 2016

manly stovepipe

Cock and balls; the baby maker; penis; Bavarian Beefstick; pork stick; Jake the One-Eyed-Snake; Jive Sausage; Baloney Pony; Yard o'beef, etc.

I loves to imagine manly stovepipe while at work.

by Dan Judy July 24, 2008

Greasy Stovepipe

When you roll your dick in bacon grease, sprinkle it with rust and then shove it down your woman's throat before she makes you pancakes with Log Cabin brand Maple Syrup.

"Took that girl I met to woods for the weekend."
"Did you get lucky?"
"She didn't. But I did, gave her a greasy stovepipe."

by What's that guy's name? January 4, 2021