n. - stupid.
Derived from the phrase "Chimps in Charge", a mocking reference to the hit TV show, Charles in Charge. Implying that no one, or no one of any discernable intelligence, is in charge.
Why is Peja guarding Kobe? He's gonna use up all his energy on defense! That shit is stoops in charge. Adelman should be fired!
A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
Or
You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.