Dick Stomper

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will stomp your cock attempting to fluff it before nesting to become a dickwarmer.

Dooder quit being a dick stomper and just nest already, my dicks cold!
dickwarmer dick stomper dog mexico tits

by Lordgumby November 23, 2016

Swooper

Noun
A person who hits on, flirts with, or generally acts interested in someone who is already actively being sought after in a romantic or sexual sense, drawing attention away from the original interested party to himself or herself.

I was talking with this hottie at the party when a swooper interrupted our conversation and would not leave him alone for the rest of the evening.

by Li-Li Joy September 27, 2009

job stopper

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...

Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."

by Ralph March 23, 2005

Chime Stopper

Someone who will not accept any form of chiming (interupting one's conversation). These extraverted people tend to publicly shame and embarrass the chimer or chimees (as they are collectively known) as they have no fear of interupting other peoples conversations due to their elite status.

Boy 1 : "What's your favourite movie?"
Girl 1 : "Um... -"

*Before Girl 1 can answer Boy 2 runs up and yells "Wayne's World!"

Boy 1 then goes on to say to Boy 2 and everyone in close proximity : "F*** you, you little ass-cock, I saw your tiny pin in the change rooms... only after I pulled out my telescope! if you ever cut me off like that again, i'll publish your, little, secret in the school paper, piss off!"

*Boy 2 scampers of in tears

Girl 1 : "Wow, your a great chime stopper!"

by niveartline January 24, 2009

stoope

its the lowest form of shit in a highschool

man justin from chapmanville is stoope

by samuuuu August 27, 2019

clod stompers

Any large lace up or pull on leather boot, almost always steel toe. Very heavy and durable, the boots are usually for work, but can be worn with normal outfits as well.

Dude, those nine inch combat boots with the steel toes you got are totally clod stompers.

by Orin J. February 9, 2009

plopper stopper

Plopper stopper-laying down sheets of toilet paper on the surface of the toilet water to arrest the backsplash on your ass.

Ever had to use a toilet at a not so clean rest stop. You don't wanna sit down and with the added elevation above the water you dread the caca water splash from the poop plop. Just lay down ample sheets of toilet paper on the surface the water to break the fall. That's a plopper stopper.

"Hey bro, that toilet was nasty. I put down a plopper stopper for sure."

"If you're going to use that restroom, I'd put down a plopper stopper."

by ED Gordo January 11, 2013