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Stood Up

To take your last stand. And then to find you are alone, waiting in the sand.
That grubby mexican gunfighter stood me up.
by jotham February 26, 2004
mugGet the Stood Upmug.

pre-stood up

When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.
John C: Where were you on Monday?
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
by soggywhitebread July 30, 2009
mugGet the pre-stood upmug.

stood on a duck

The noise made when breaking wind or commiting flatulence
oh my god that fart sounded like i stood on a duck!!
by samielhodgedy November 13, 2011
mugGet the stood on a duckmug.

One Night Stood

Girl waking up after one night stand: Dang! i just got one night stood.
by awesome-0 3000 December 9, 2010
mugGet the One Night Stoodmug.

Stood up by Boris

When delays on public transport in London cause you to be late for work.

Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it's obviously his fault!
Andy: "It's 9:40! You were supposed to be here at 9:00"
Dan: "I made it to the tube station on time, but I got stood up by Boris!"
by Andysine December 2, 2009
mugGet the Stood up by Borismug.

cyber-stood up

When someone agrees to post you messages or emails on a certain time or day using a computer or digital device with internet connection however they don't post the messages after making such plans.
Person A: He told me that he'll email me tonight, however I was waiting for his email and messages on facebook but it never showed up. I saw him the next day, only for him to tell me, that he forgot to send the important email. He cyber-stood me up. Didn't he cyber-stood me up?

Person B: He clearly cyber-stood up you on that day.
by I_am_a_loser January 11, 2015
mugGet the cyber-stood upmug.

stood on your cracker

I can't believe you got arrested again. You stood on your cracker again, didn't you?
by Annebath August 19, 2018
mugGet the stood on your crackermug.

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