Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.

Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.

by MulattoTech April 20, 2017

Swoobs

When boobs get sweaty, underneath and/or in between.

Guy: Oh man, its hot out today. I got swalls over here.

Girl: I hear ya, I got some swoobs goin on.

by Wicked Pissa Melissa May 5, 2009

Stoops

Stoops is a way of saying stupid, it was coined in the movie kids "

damn i buff and the other kid would be like stoops"

by Peanut butta Hipopotmous October 25, 2003

sloobs

Sloobs are Sloppy Boobs.

She whipped her sloobs out.

by Samsquamch1 March 25, 2008

swoobs

When it is knarly hot and you have a profuse sweat going onunder your breasts.

Sweaty + Boobs= Swoobs

I have a serious case of the swoobs.

by Chenze August 28, 2006

Joel Stooks

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.

Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha

by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020

Stobbsy

Frequent sudden onset of clumsiness combined with a poor sense of spatial awareness and a lack of good sense of judgement leading to small scale disasters affecting oneself and those in the vicinity. But expertly done

A stobbsy is when you open the dishwasher at the exact moment it dispersed the washing powder - right into your own eye. Impecable timing!!
A stobbsy is also when you climb a ladder to cut back plants and proceed to fall into a bush and get lassoed by the surrounding foliage causing you to need to be cut free by your wife.

by Stobbsy71 October 24, 2019