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Stone Hammer

A lesbian who possesses very strong, man like tendencies. Such as cutting their own hair very short, stands like a man, and may even date/use a man simply to learn first hand how to look more like a man. Warning signs are the gingham patterned flannel shirts, with or without sleeves, trucker hats, or trigglypuff hair poof in addition to buzz cut side hair. Similar examples would be; butch dyke, bull dyke, G.I. Joe Jane, SJW with macho man flair, manly smirks.
May have even dressed as Harry Potter as a child even when it wasn't Halloween. Look for these warning signs.
"Bet you can't pick out Matt's girlfriend just by looking at the marketing photo of last years staff cookout."

Reply: "Yes, I can, its the stone hammer standing next to all the guys in the middle. Dead giveaway is no heels, no dress, no makeup, cop buzzed hair cut and rolled up sleeves." That's a typical stone hammer bro.
by Todd Bod March 27, 2017
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waffle stomp

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
by Leia Nelson May 21, 2005
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tisdale and stone

ashley tisdale a slut who became a slut, then slept with danny stone by slipping her glossed lips down on him for a blow job somewhere in a las vegas hotel that only the media would know about. lets not forget to mention the fact that they can be found having sex every time they meet up.
she can act a little but the bitch is a slut.
just because you have the power to make the main role for scary movie 5, does not change your reputation with danny stone.
you met him at a masseuse palace? you don't say?! yet giving kids another reason to watch disney channel. tisdale and stone is the name of the pornos they make.
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Rock and Stone

A sentence with only 3 words and nearly as much different uses as the word fuck. But never to be used in the memorial hall. If Rock and Stone is used it is mandatory for everyone that heard it to also repeat it.
A greeting,
A war cry,

A salute,
To call attention to oneself.
Dwarfs: *having entered drop pod to be launched towards hoxxes IV*
Scout: Rock and Stone!
Engineer: Rock and Stone!
Gunner: Rock and Stone!
Driller: Rock and Stone!
by Antimater axolotl October 12, 2022
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Burrito Stomp

When one male is having anal with another male and then shits on his dick leading up to a grand finishing move of getting their dick stomped repeatedly.
I broke-up with my old boyfriend because I walked in on another man shitting on his dick, out of anger I stomped on his dick repeatedly and ran; He got Burrito Stomped.- NW, Aldini-thegreat, DG.
by aldini-thegreat September 24, 2016
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pussy stomp

When a girl is laying down and you stomp on her pussy. Meant to be violent and painful. Coined by Joe G from Camden North Carolina.
by Darwin Carver October 15, 2018
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Roger Stone

This is what you call it when you are suffering from severe fecal impaction - feces that is compressed so much that it has turned into a hardened stone, difficult to pass, and often accompanied by blood.
"Dude, is everything ok? You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes!"

"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."
by SimianFriday March 5, 2019
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